Is your fearless leader a Great Gherkin? (Esoteric Comedy Show)

 
Take this quiz to see if you better off with a pickle as your occult leader.


If your fearless leader . . . 

. . . can’t say, “I don’t know” . . .
. . . can’t cite their source . . .
. . . can’t say, “I changed my mind” . . .
. . . can’t say, “I made a mistake” . . .
. . . can’t say, “I am sorry” . . .
. . . claims to be the only qualified teacher . . .
. . . has two sets of rules: One for their allies, and another for everyone else . . .
. . . declares events that call their Holiness in question TOP SECRET . . .
. . . trademarks terms and names that existed long before your leader was born . . .
. . . blames you for their bad behavior . . .
. . . starts to make personal, business, and healthcare decisions for you . . .
. . . goes out of their way to cut you off from your support network . . .
. . . uses their followers to satisfy their Ego, Sexual, and Monetary needs . . .
. . . is unwilling to share the spotlight with others . . .
. . . believes that their political opinion should determine your vote . . .
. . . are a lower Operational Grade and Degree than you are . . .
. . . seems to have learned their ethics in whorehouse . . .

. . . then your fearless leader be a rogue and a charlatan and you might want to run away very fast. 

 
Work-in-progress . . . maybe 2021.

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